Flying around Africa often means you're in a tiny plane which makes stops along the way to let other spoilt bastards out to their lodges. Flying into Singita private reserve, the pilot said - "This stop is just for Nigel and Olivia Swinn". Before we could even snap off our belts, a woman had barrelled down the aisle and was off and running, as she left the plane, the pilot was shouting "Not you, not you" but she was having none of it. Running straight past the guy there to meet us - she bellowed - "WASHROOM!!". At the time I thought she just wanted to have a gander at Africa's best looking airport toilets but following her into the stall - I realised it might now need to be renamed 'Kama' Carsey.
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