This is the famous message board that resides at the Africa Hotel. I scoured every single post-it hoping for a message from either: Nigella Lawson inviting us to supper next time we're in London, Elton John asking us to his next Oscars party or Prince Harry requesting the pleasure of our company in Joberg when we get there. However none of these notes could be found, however hard I looked. There were only bollocking sentimental love chits from people like Aisha and Helgamiya. There was one interesting one though. It said - "Never trust a fart" and in my condition that might be the most useful note I'll ever receive.
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