Greige

I've spent nearly a year amassing as many khaki, beige and vaguely safari coloured clothes as I can find. Advised by the tour company not to wear bright colours, white or black, my prior wardrobe was buggered as far as this advice went, as I own about 400 items of black and one errant pair of yellow trousers just acquired in LA which though seemed to cut the mustard on Abbot Kinney, leave the local fleece wearers on Lambton Quay mildly jaundiced. The only other critical advice - forget Chrome, firefox and Vivali and stick to Africa's most reliable network - Safari.