Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Irrelephant



It is fair to say that we did not expect to see any animals on our Zambezi River cruise. We imagined we'd have a light bevvie, a handful of peanuts, an olive or two and occasionally say to each other - "Can you believe we're on the Zambezi River?".  But as we rounded our first bend, the captain quietly let us all know that a couple of elephants were straight ahead. The biggest one came right to the waters edge and had a lovely long drink and a good all over wash. The party of American's cruising with us couldn't stop laughing at the size of heffalump's willy which surprised us given how used they must be, these days, to a big useless swinging dick.



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